aah. men men men!, they have so much to learn.
* the only correct answer to "do i look fat in this" is "no honey, you are perfect!"...memorize it!
* When we say that we know something is going on, something is undeniably going on, and you’d better own up soon.
* When we go to the bathroom together, we talk about you.
* Diamonds, jewelry, bags and shoes are investments. The Xbox360, Play station and other similar gadgets are not.
* We love your mother just as much as she loves us
* DON'T tell us to RELAX